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I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.
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One chicken to an other: are you tokkin' to me?
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Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
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Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
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When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.
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If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents!
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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
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Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters
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Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law!!!
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Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.
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Dialogue between 2 undertakers. "Do you have sometimes a dead period?"
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There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
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Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
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Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.
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My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our life?
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Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!
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I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.
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Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
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Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
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A good movy can make you cry... so can onions.
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Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
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My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old...
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When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.
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Who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person!
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If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
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Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
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All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.
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My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend.
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I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.
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A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.
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The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
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I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.
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I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital.
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He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.
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Nok nok. Who's there? ..... Marie ...... Marie who? ...... Marie who wanna...
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