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I saw you walking on the street. Your eyes, your lips, your nose.. everything look perfect. I couldn't help sing to myself, 'WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!! WOOF !'
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You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!
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I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
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Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you!
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I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...
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I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
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You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
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Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
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If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra?!
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A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men.
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Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure...
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I am born this way, but what is your excuse?
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If you are raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it!
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If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!
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When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys.
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You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.
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Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!
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On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
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Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it!
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Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
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I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass
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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
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I'm not as dumb as you look
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you?
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